CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tsunami of spam is about to crash read more down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These losers are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned money, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Be smart!